Cold and wet weather lately. Every other morning she waits patiently in the hopes that I’ll throw the wet towel and bath mat into the dryer so she was an extra warm bed for a couple of hours after I go to work. Who am I to deny her?

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zypiris:

livedpoetry:

An important message from the National Lawyers Guild - Detroit & Michigan Chapter

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<older man and older woman chatting amiably at a table, their conversation is just on the edge of intelligible>

Denise: Oh, hello!

Bill: We were just talking about you kids.

D: I’m Denise Heberle (HEB-er-lee)…

B: And I’m Bill Goodman.

D: Together we’ve been fighting fascism for over 50 years.

B: And so much has changed over those 50 years, such as the ingredients to a successful firebomb!

D (cheerily): And the glass that bank windows are made of!

B: But there’s one thing that hasn’t changed over 50 years, something that is so important to tell you kids who are new to this movement.

Both: Shut the fuck up.

D: You’re sitting in the police transport van after a protest?

B: Shut the fuck up. In a holding cell, with your comrades?

D: Shut the fuck up. Cop knocks on your door?

B: Shut the fuck up.

D: Texting on an unsecured device?

B: Shut the fuck up. Pulled over by the cops after a protest?

D: Shut the fuck up. Cop just asking about your day?

B: Shut the fuck up. Feds call your mom?

D: Tell your mother to shut the fuck up.

B: Now. Repeat after me. When the cops come calling, what do you do?

(Cut to Bill standing with eight kids)

Kids: Shut the fuck up!

(Cut to Card:

“Shut The Fuck up A Public Service Announcement from

NATIONAL LAWYERS GUILD

Detroit & Michigan Chapter”)

rejectedprincesses:

mccaffeteria:

rejectedprincesses:

Chynara Madinkulova (long hair) and Aida Akmatova (bun) compete in the “Traditional Archery” category at the World Nomad games in Kyrgyzstan, which concluded last week.

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Said games also include eagle hunting, horseback wrestling, and setting people on fire. Also this game where you chuck javelins at people to knock them off their horse.

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Clearly the Olympics needs to step it up.

I’m sorry did you say setting people on fire?

Yes. Yes I did.

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It’s called Oert Jalymdagan Chabandes. It’s on a stamp.

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We live in a weird, wonderful world, Tumblr.

xiaq:

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msmaple:

A man once asked me … how I managed in my books to write such natural conversation between men when they were by themselves. Was I, by any chance, a member of a large, mixed family with a lot of male friends? I replied that, on the contrary, I was an only child and had practically never seen or spoken to any men of my own age till I was about twenty-five. “Well,” said the man, “I shouldn’t have expected a woman (meaning me) to have been able to make it so convincing.” I replied that I had coped with this difficult problem by making my men talk, as far as possible, like ordinary human beings. This aspect of the matter seemed to surprise the other speaker; he said no more, but took it away to chew it over. One of these days it may quite likely occur to him that women, as well as men, when left to themselves, talk very much like human beings also.

— Dorothy Sayers, Are Women Human? Astute and Witty Essays on the Role of Women in Society

crtter:

runcibility:

guerrillatech:

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It’s that or “Just rely on your wealthy relatives! Everyone has those, right?”

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a-qualitystudentharmony:

procrastiwriting:

My main problem as a writer is that I don’t write because “I have a story to tell”. I write because there are worlds I want to visit, ideas I want to explore, people I want to meet, conversations I want to hear, emotions that I want to express, and impossibilities I want to make real.

Which means that I still need a fucking plot.

YES

Fictional Kiss Prompts

commander-krios:

So I borrowed a bunch of these fictional kisses from this post and made it up into a prompt list. Feel free to reblog of course!

  1. breaking the kiss to say something, staying so close that you’re murmuring into each other’s mouths
  2. moving around while kissing, stumbling over things, pushing each other back against the wall/onto the bed
  3. kissing so desperately that their whole body curves into the other person’s 
  4. throwing their arms around the other person, holding them close while they kiss
  5. hands on the other person’s back, fingertips pressing under their top, drawing gentle circles against that small strip of bare skin that make them break the kiss with a gasp
  6. lazy morning kisses before they’ve even opened their eyes, still mumbling half-incoherently, not wanting to wake up
  7. routine kisses where the other person presents their cheek/forehead for the hello/goodbye kiss without even looking up from what they’re doing
  8. being unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterward
  9. one small kiss, pulling away for an instant, then devouring each other
  10. staring at the other’s lips, trying not to kiss them, before giving in
  11. when one stops the kiss to whisper “I’m sorry, are you sure you-” and they answer by kissing them more
  12. a hoarse whisper “kiss me”
  13. following the kiss with a series of kisses down the neck
  14. starting with a kiss meant to be gentle, ending up in passion
  15. a gentle “i love you” whispered after a soft kiss, followed immediately by a stronger kiss
  16. when one person’s face is scrunched up, and the other one kisses their lips/nose/forehead
  17. height difference kisses where one person has to bend do wn and the other is on their tippy toes
  18. kisses where one person is sitting in the other’s lap
  19. kisses meant to distract the other person from whatever they were intently doing
  20. top of head kisses

luidilovins:

somecutething:

Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.

(via Ant.Giovanni)

I’m loving this new trend of people going to zoos and participating in animal enrichment. We use to observe large exotic animals for our entertainment, but the fact is that we are now trying to make ourselves equally as entertaining for them. It’s interactive, completely parpicipatory and I would argue that eventually someone’s gonna come up with something new enough that it expland ethologists understanding about how some animals think, problem solve, communicate and feel and I think its fantastic.

bicapopart:

broke-brains-inc:

agileo-101:

smuttine:

snailfarts:

squish-this:

luidilovins:

i-am-the-narwhal:

themockingcrows:

just-fic-me-up:

claudiamatossilva:

Hilda by Duane Bryers

More Hilda!!

in this family we love and support Hilda.

Yes! Hilda!

What i love about this artist’s depictions of women is even the sexualized ones the woman is always genuinely happy and enjoying herself. Frolicking or making funny faces, she’s living her life and looking sexy while doing it, not sitting in a sexual pose for the audience’s view.

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I always forget about Hilda and am so pleased when she randomly shows up on my dash. Always makes my day

I love Hilda so much and I want her to be happy

more Hilda!

I freaking love Hilda, there’s needs to be more art like this.

I will never not reblog Hilda

Hilda is a treasure ❤️❤️❤️