unforgettabledetritus:

party-wok:

waffleducttapedtoadoor:

bloggingatparties:

brainstatic:

vanetti:

GUYS I WAS LITERALLY AT THIS SPEECH, I WATCHED HIM SAY ALL OF THESE THINGS WITH MY NAKED TWO EYEBALLS HOLY HELL

Obama has depleted his internal reserve of fucks. We are currently running at a fuck deficit.

Petition to get Obama a Daily Show-esque talk show when he’s out of office so he can spit his truth zingers 24/7 with all the sass and freedom he wants. 

^^^^^^^ I want this where he also dishes White House secrets and finally gives us the answers we deserve re: aliens.

get this man a leather suit so we can get Obama: RAW.

CONFIRM A SUPREME COURT JUSTICE AND SHUT THE FUCK UP.

My god, eighth-year Obama is full of stars. 

So much love for this.

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